I lost my Saint device

Tell me and I put it in lost mode. The moment it next reaches home it chirps at volume — so it can be found in the sofa, the car, the bag — and wipes what it holds locally. I'll tell you honestly whether the wipe has been confirmed or is still waiting for the device to make contact.

What I will never do is tell you where it is, because I don't know — Saint has no location tracking, on purpose, permanently. A secretary who reports your device's coordinates is a tracking product. The device has a speaker, not a map.

If it turns up in the sofa after all: say found it, and it returns to service. If it had already wiped, it simply re-syncs — nothing of yours lived only on the device.

Didn't answer it? Just text me the question — I'd rather explain myself than have you read about me.